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No calls from salespeople pushing MCI's Friends and
Family Plan |
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You go to a video store and say out loud to yourself,
"Well, what do you want to rent tonight?" |
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You send birthday cards to the members of the McLaughlin
Group. |
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You are one of the five best solitaire players in
the world. |
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Your initials are G.S., and you own a major league
baseball team in the Bronx. |
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At your funeral, the entire eulogy is, "Yep. He's
dead." |
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Having a Super Bowl party means dressing up your
dogs in sweaters and tying them to the furniture. |
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James Taylor sings the first few bars of "You've
Got a Friend," notices you in the audience, and stops. |
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You're still drinking from same keg you bought on
New Year's Eve '87. |
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All your phone calls start with "976." |
